What exactly IS retrograde? I can't claim to have pegged its exact meaning, but some shit's astrally meddling with my (CLEARS THROAT, DEEP BREATH):
Skin, mobile, and car.
My current fifteen year old's face texture has led me to think that the 'retro' in 'retrograde' may be something to do with winding back the clock, to say....'Grade' 9...the golden age of my 'Sore pimple'TM. A time where my nail biting was - for a stint- cancelled out by my face picking.
Tuesday, October 14, 2008
Thursday, August 14, 2008
Bin day, B'in laying low
The pubey, pubey bathroom bin is in for a lining change. Prematurely. I could be confronting this predicament 2 weeks later if not for the surplus pubes and personal hygeinic waste i am dealing with on the surplus bodies crashing at my house. It IS - of course - fine, im no space stinge, im all for cross country commune house share collective vibes, but its visions like the pube bin, after work, that toll in my brain. Like an off dimmy in a minimum chips. I wish i could bang the 'Shut up' gong, like in in Red Faces, and vapourize bin bags.
Thursday, July 10, 2008
Happy Hole-days
Thursday, April 10, 2008
Cyber Wiccans
I have a weakness for such imagery:

And am on the prowl for more stoner fantasy/over 18 comic art to the tune of 'Nordic he-man rescues defenseless sarong-wearing princess warrior'....(i will have an eg. for you soon) Google image search can only take so many specifics before it starts turning up shit like 'SuperBowl Party mom' with some cat dressed as a storm trooper.
PS: I lost my EFTPOS card. What an arse pain. A year ago, In this very same area, a cop stripped my plates and left me in the exclusive one hour park outside Centrelink. Is it suburb Feng Shui? As an amateur Feng-er (Backyard Blitz anyone?), i feel fit to diagnose: I hereby alledge there is an abrasive Chi-black spot that runs downstream from Southland (no shit, i know), to the edge of the world. A 'rip' if you like - for those surf life savers out there. I am going to apply for a Commonwealth Grant to fashion two man-size red and yellow flags a la BONDI RESCUE, to cordon off aforementioned Chi black-spot. It is after all, for our common wealth. And i wouldn't want to stinge anybody by withholding such news. Its a shame, there are at least three good op shops worthy of cross-city pilgrimage-ing to in the zone. Its a risk you may have to take, i guess.

And am on the prowl for more stoner fantasy/over 18 comic art to the tune of 'Nordic he-man rescues defenseless sarong-wearing princess warrior'....(i will have an eg. for you soon) Google image search can only take so many specifics before it starts turning up shit like 'SuperBowl Party mom' with some cat dressed as a storm trooper.
PS: I lost my EFTPOS card. What an arse pain. A year ago, In this very same area, a cop stripped my plates and left me in the exclusive one hour park outside Centrelink. Is it suburb Feng Shui? As an amateur Feng-er (Backyard Blitz anyone?), i feel fit to diagnose: I hereby alledge there is an abrasive Chi-black spot that runs downstream from Southland (no shit, i know), to the edge of the world. A 'rip' if you like - for those surf life savers out there. I am going to apply for a Commonwealth Grant to fashion two man-size red and yellow flags a la BONDI RESCUE, to cordon off aforementioned Chi black-spot. It is after all, for our common wealth. And i wouldn't want to stinge anybody by withholding such news. Its a shame, there are at least three good op shops worthy of cross-city pilgrimage-ing to in the zone. Its a risk you may have to take, i guess.
Saturday, March 29, 2008
Preparation Anxiety
Leave for work in 15mins. Such a fiddly little annoying nugget of time. What are you supposed to do in this kind of time? Polish your boots. All i can do is think about my 6 hour sleep and party breath. Bought some nice vinyl this week:
-Fireball "Blessed Be" - Doomy fuzz US weird pentagram/goat head vibe. Beautiful screenprinted liner notes. Heard them a while back and bagged this for FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS at the Missing Link sale (Yes ML are having a SALE).
- The Raven EP LP Compilation feat: "the Pink Finks, The Groop and Ray Davies". - Great 60s Melbourne RnB/Garage compilation. All the bands seem to be from round where im from, which makes me feel better. The guys from the Pink Finks went on to become all kinds of seminal Australian pop honchos. But they're all fresh faced 17 and 18yo's here. Raven Records seems to have released a lot of things i like, from some bedroom in the country or something.
-Fireball "Blessed Be" - Doomy fuzz US weird pentagram/goat head vibe. Beautiful screenprinted liner notes. Heard them a while back and bagged this for FIVE FUCKING DOLLARS at the Missing Link sale (Yes ML are having a SALE).
- The Raven EP LP Compilation feat: "the Pink Finks, The Groop and Ray Davies". - Great 60s Melbourne RnB/Garage compilation. All the bands seem to be from round where im from, which makes me feel better. The guys from the Pink Finks went on to become all kinds of seminal Australian pop honchos. But they're all fresh faced 17 and 18yo's here. Raven Records seems to have released a lot of things i like, from some bedroom in the country or something.
Sunday, March 23, 2008
Wanda, You Cant Just Poison Everyone That You Dont Like
Watched Annie Hall yesterday (amongst at least 8 hours of miscallaneous video viewing) and feel i lucked upon a revealation - closely followed by a ringing question:
Paul Simon is really short.
OR is it that Diane Keaton is huge, like a Chinese basketball player?
On a more contemporary note, Chloe Sevigny is amazing. But I am generally unnerved by such brazen tooth-bleaching. Yes, i am going against all of my instincts in this appreciation.
Paul Simon is really short.
OR is it that Diane Keaton is huge, like a Chinese basketball player?
On a more contemporary note, Chloe Sevigny is amazing. But I am generally unnerved by such brazen tooth-bleaching. Yes, i am going against all of my instincts in this appreciation.
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